Introduction

Americans loves pointless posts in social media, fattening food and lists.

And while I'm certainly expert in both awful contributions to the lands of social media and consuming an absurd amount of unhealthy food on a consistent basis, this blog will tackle the latter concept, lists.

Why do Americans love lists?

Well to be fair to my fellow country people, the affinity for lists probably transcends just the United States, and the reason for that is that lists are simple and stupid.  They get to the point, and you don't have to be a grad student to comprehend an article titled "10 Reasons Why She Just Isn't in To You".

Why is this blog all about lists?

Because within 24 hours, I have to complete 15 blog posts on this blog.  Sure... I had an entire semester, but I felt like as an American, it was appropriate to emulate our United States Congress with the same level of production throughout the year.

Why am I asking myself questions?
No idea.

So Dan, while I have you, when do you plan on moving out - Signed, Parents?
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Is it about time get this blog started?
I never thought that you'd ask.